“Maybe if you and I had met first…” - “Yeah, maybe.”

“Maybe if you and I had met first…” - “Yeah, maybe.”

wowfunniestposts:

“Go wash the dishes!”

“Go take out the garbage!”

“Go fold the clothes!”

“Go make me coffee!”

“Go do the laundry!”

“Go hang the clothes!”

“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”

funniest blog ever

sohardtoreach:

THIS DESERVES A BILLION FREAKING NOTES.
OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard. 
Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this.
Forever reblog.
READ THIS. Take a few seconds, and just read this. Then reblog it. Then think about it hard.
legit crying.
Gave me shivers because iwas once in this situation..

sohardtoreach:

THIS DESERVES A BILLION FREAKING NOTES.

OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard.

Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this.

Forever reblog.

READ THIS. Take a few seconds, and just read this. Then reblog it. Then think about it hard.

legit crying.

Gave me shivers because iwas once in this situation..

You know what’s kind of beautiful?

pealowsweetandlow:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.